Dude needs to upgrade to the iPhone 6…
Remember 90s toy wonder-sensation Bop-It? Of course you do — this is the internet, and not knowing things like “Bop-It” is punishable by firing squad.
“People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time.”
“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.” – Mark Twain
“How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?”
I wouldn’t trade my baseball allegiances for the world. Here are a few reasons why.