15 Funny Quotes To Get You Through A Rough Day

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1.

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”

– Jim Carrey

2.

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”

Mark Twain

3.

“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?”

-Lily Tomlin

4.

“Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored by posterity because he was the last to discover America.”
-James Joyce

5.

“A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.”
-Milton Berle 

6.

“The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I’d been up all night inventing the Camcorder.”
-Al Gore

7.

“If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth.”
-Logan Pearsall Smith

8.

“We’ll love you just the way you are if you’re perfect.”

 -Alanis Morissette

9.

“If we were happy, we wouldn’t be funny, I guess.”
-Paul Feig

10.

“If you’re serious, you really understand that it’s important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you’re the funniest person you ever met. You have to laugh. Admit that you’re funny. Otherwise, you die in solemnity.”

 -Maya Angelou

11.

“I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.”

– Richard Lewis

12.

“There’s no half-singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.”

– Josh Groban

13.

“This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.”

– Oscar Wilde

14.

“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”

Winston Churchill

15.

“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself.”

– Ethel Barrymore TC mark

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