I hate that I love “Ain’t Nobody’s Business” but I also think that I’m so hypnotizied by the catchiness that is their new hit pop single, that I kind of love that I love it.
If you’ve ever been accused of being a hipster and you’ve taken it kind of personally or wondered what the hell people were even talking about, you should feel comfort in knowing YOU ARE NOT ALONE.
Plan to give yourself an hour in “bed” and an hour in “bath,” budgeting no time for the “crap I absolutely do not need” section, more commonly known as “beyond.”
His hair is literally perfect. It’s thick, it’s wavy-ish, it’s dark, and it’s clearly not going anywhere any time soon. Those are some strong Kennedy follicles and I’m in awe of them.
Unless you’re my boyfriend, I probably don’t want to spoon with you. Especially if you have that much back hair.
I hope and I pray that holiday candies have expiration dates, but in my heart I know the truth. Candy corn will outlive us all.
You remembered the guy’s name in front of me and the chick behind me, but when it’s my turn to order and you pull out that black sharpie to scribble my name across the cup, you look at me with that blank stare of yours.
And honestly, I’m totally fine with surfing the crimson wave for 5-7 days each month, but why must each period week be accompanied by a week of pregaming?! WHY GOD WHY.
Cucumber water. I am pro-cucumbers, but anti them taking a bath in my water.
Is this Destiny’s Child?! SAY MY NAME. Throwbaaaaaack. I approve. Are we climbing a hill now? Bring it on. Let’s climb five hills in a row. I don’t even care. This song is everything.