Stephanie Powell

Procrastination can strike from two angles. Either you’ve been blessed with an unexpected window of free time or you’re t-minus 30 minutes to failing out of grad school thanks to your unfinished thesis.

Your parents aren’t impressed with your perfectly shaped nail beds or on trend choice of polish.

If we’re being honest here, I’ll go ahead and come forward. I have fully enjoyed every second of a full-fledged pepperoni coma: the cramping, the nausea and the aftermath.