1. He is unafraid to tell it like it is — even when the truth stings and everyone else around you avoids it.
“It will exhaust you,” he added, matter-of-factly. “When you move here, you’ll see.”
Whenever a girl who could be a potential threat (read: all of them) posts on his Facebook profile, send a passive-aggressive like her way just so you can, you know, mark your territory via social media.
1. Sit around your best friend’s apartment together while she’s gone for the night and plot ways to prank her when she gets back.
It was more than half past two in the morning, and I had no idea how I was going to find my way home.
Whenever I buy Lunchables, I feel the pure, unadulterated joy of living simply — like, when I was 10 or 11 and begged my parents to let me bring these hearty, little treats to school.
Point A to Point B to Point C to, someday, Point Z. Do not pass Go. A house in the suburbs with a driveway that can fit two cars — at least.
“Uh. Well, actually, I’m Canadian.”
Flying stresses me out.
6. Indulge in dessert.