Every script from every porno you have ever watched helped play a role in your award winning verbal performance.
I had an ex boyfriend who asked if I would pee on him and/or he could pee on me. I was horrified, and he will forever be referred to “Coldplay,” (since it was all Yellow…)
When, “Probably delicious” crossed my mind, I knew I needed help.
Some girls just can’t seem to get enough of themselves and post selfies constantly…you know who you are.
I accidentally made a porno once.