“Is it hot in here or just me?”
Hello everyone. It’s your favorite time of the month. No, guys it’s not “blow job week” (or the less exciting way women refer to it: our periods). It’s story time!
“I am going to eat a burrito the size of my head later!”
Maybe Chicago is actually out of eligible bachelors or maybe the dating grass really is greener on the other side.
I may not know how to do a perfect “cat eye” or even just how to keep my eyeliner on my eyes and off my cheeks a la Alice Cooper, but I do know a few things every woman should know.
If you haven’t already learned from every previous New Years’ of your life that resolutions do not work, then maybe you would also like to lend some money to this Nigerian prince I know who will totally pay you back three fold.
I couldn’t even manage to put on a pair of dollar store cat ears.
5. Everyone at the bar begins to look 12. Not 25. Not 21. 12.
Next time you are about to give your childless friends a speech on the joys of motherhood, remember the same way you don’t care for cats, some people don’t care for children.
I found it hard to imagine it would be difficult for him to meet a woman, until he described to me what he is looking for exactly.