Haikus For The Modern Internet Persona
By Thoughtis
1
What did I just watch?
What a complete waste of time.
Might as well comment.
2
I like your tweet but
I hate you and the battle
wages quietly.
3
Even a ninety-
eight percent match stood me up
is nothing sacred?
4
Officially freaked
been minutes since I emailed
and still no response.
5
You look nothing like
your profile pictures do.
Tell me how you sleep?
6
Accidentally
liked your Tumblr post; must quit
the hate following
7
You know what they say,
an internet comment is
rage leaving the soul
8
According to Klout
I’m influential in ‘Cats’
just like everyone
9
Unfollowing your
ex is the first step on the
road to happiness
10
This photo of him
is flattering sure, but I’m
convinced it’s a ‘shop
11
I can’t follow her.
Her feed’s a mess, I can’t watch.
Wait, she did what now?