Tweets That Would Make Good Book Titles

Once, my friend tweeted, “At least I’ve still got chicken.” I thought, “That’d be a nice book title.” I’ve been thinking about tweets as book titles ever since. If these tweets were books, I’d read them.

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  • Rachel Butters Scotch

    Solid.

  • Candacemat

    surf nazis must die is the name of a movie idiot

    • Guestyguest

    • Guesty

      god you’re fucking hip 

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=612928768 Samie Rose

      While you are most definitely right, you could be nicer.

    • Cuz

      Proof that it would make a good book title, IMO. U mad…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=612928768 Samie Rose

    I love you.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1363230138 Michael Koh

    disappointed i didn’t make the list

  • http://twitter.com/jenonizzle Jen O'Neill

    “No one thinks I’m funny here, I need to leave.” 

  • http://twitter.com/jenonizzle Jen O'Neill

    “No one thinks I’m funny here, I need to leave.” 

  • Marla

    “Tweets That Would Make Good Book Titles” would make a good book title. I’d read that book. I think.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1363230138 Michael Koh

      find it at urban

      • http://www.nosexcity.com NoSexCity

        $17.99! Based on the internationally acclaimed Tumblr! OMG!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1363230138 Michael Koh

      find it at urban

  • A.

    A+

  • http://twitter.com/galette_rois Julian Galette

    “Most Things Taste Better Than Skinny Feels” would be an amazing cookbook. Preferably by Paula Deen, but Rachel Ray works too

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=612928768 Samie Rose

      BUTTA!

  • Jemidev

    Love it. More?

  • Jemidev

    Love it. More?

  • Jemidev

    Love it. More?

  • Tammy

    “I am 85% positive I’m in the wrong line.” sounds like a Chuck Klosterman book.

  • http://www.facebook.com/forcefieldmaker Andrew McEwan Emmet

    SURF NAZIS MUST DIE is a title already. its a movie.

  • http://twitter.com/_Iccullus_ Michael Aston

    “At least I’ve still got chicken” +1 for the Leeroy Jenkins Reference.

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