A Guide to Writing the Most Generic OkCupid Profile Ever

If you’re a lady…

My Self- Summary

I’m not the average chick/I’m not like every other girl/I’m totally one of the guys.

I am really down-to-earth and I love dancing/being outdoors/hanging out with my friends. Love yoga. I love to have fun. I’m grounded and sweet but I definitely have a wild side!

No drama, please.

What I’m Doing With My Life

Dancing like no one is watching!

I’m Really Good At

Staying positive. Making you laugh.

The First Thing People Usually Notice About Me

What? Who’s noticing me? Should I be concerned? O_o LOL – my eyes, probably. Or my smile.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, food

Books – A Million Little Pieces; My Horizontal Life; Eat Pray Love; Five People You Meet In Heaven; Secret Life of Bees (book AND movie).

Movies – Mean Girls; Vanilla Sky; Kids; Princess Bride; Secret Life of Bees (see above); How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days.

Shows – Gossip Girl (guilty pleasure!); Dexter; South Park; reruns of Friends; Law and Order: SVU

Music – Everything except country and classical (seriously!)

Food – Sushi, Falafel, Pinkberry

The six things I could never live without

  1. Sunshine
  2. Yoga
  3. Music
  4. My friends
  5. Chai lattes
  6. Surprises!

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How to live my life to the fullest

On a typical Friday night I am

One week I could be at the club with my girls dancing until 4 AM, and the next I could be on a romantic dinner date… as long as it’s a good time with good people, I’m there!

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

…that I don’t start giving up private information until at least the third drink :P

You should message me if

1) You are confident

2) You can dish it out just as well as you can take it

3) You know what *real* integrity is and it has a *strong* foundation within your life

4) You love animals

5) You’re active/enjoy working out

6) You’re not intimidated by a woman that knows what she wants and intends to get it

7) You love a good discussion/debate

8) You want to! Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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