Band Names Looking For A Good Home
By Stacie Adams
First come, first served. One per person. No returns.
The Hypnic Jerks
Harumph!
My Share of the Dildo
Animals for Feminist Research
The Not Hardly’s
Flounder Pound
Riff Medusae
Amelior Ltd.
Clambake
I Heart Tabitha’s Dick
The Young Men
The Puff Puff Gives
The Bruits
Idling Zamboni
Sodomize God
Apres Chier (my favorite)
Hipsters on Fire
The Bitch Tits
The Imperfections
The Bro Mos
Todd’s Having a Yard Sale
Deiphagy
Dash Goodwood & the Knobs of Doom