Band Names Looking For A Good Home

First come, first served. One per person. No returns.


The Hypnic Jerks


My Share of the Dildo

Animals for Feminist Research

The Not Hardly’s

Flounder Pound

Riff Medusae

Amelior Ltd.


I Heart Tabitha’s Dick

The Young Men

The Puff Puff Gives

The Bruits

Idling Zamboni

Sodomize God

Apres Chier (my favorite)

Hipsters on Fire

The Bitch Tits

The Imperfections

The Bro Mos

Todd’s Having a Yard Sale


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