In college, there was always something to look forward to, always something to aim for. A great party, a miserable term paper, going home for a week — there was always something in sight. I fear post-college is an endless tunnel.
The party or social event I am currently at is not up to par. Please list the ways in which your current location is going to be superior to mine and then invite me to come there. Statistics such as the gender ratio, amount of beautiful people, and likeliness of free drinks would also be immensely appreciated.
Well, I think we need to talk. Or I guess I need to talk, because we’ve still never talked. But it’s time we do, at least hypothetically.