Something you clearly bought at a Walgreens on the way over.
The ultimate single person movie, not even counting its holiday theme.
I think the best thing about this film may be that it’s a student film, which seems almost impossible given the quality.
I did what any not-at-all-self-respecting forever alone would have done – I hit Craigslist.
I caught my ex hyperventilating into a pair of my soiled boxer briefs when she thought she was alone.
Mexico produces a lot of money, but most of it goes to the trash because is pocketed by corrupt politicians.
He texted me a little while later saying he was waiting for his flight at the airport and asked me to send him naked pics.
Whether you sprouted boobs in college, didn’t drop your voice until 16, or lost your virginity in your 20s — you’re better for having done things behind schedule.
Complaining about your job in front of someone who is having a really hard time finding one.
Hope you enjoy it as much as I did!