5 Of My Sassiest Tinderactions

My tinderactions are comprised exclusively of sass and disdain.

1.

tinder1

#confusedwithoutcoitus

2.

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Translation: No.

P.S. I’m eating a lot of pie this weekend and you are not invited.

3.

tinder3

Writer’s Note: Truthfully, if it doesn’t have more veggies (or fruit?) than other stuff (i.e. mayonnaise) then it does not qualify as a salad. However, I totally respect your ability to call a bunch of potatoes with other things a salad; I like potatoes.

4.

tinder4

Aside from my evident grammar mistake, this is some quality literature. I genuinely see a TV sitcom being inspired by this interaction.

5.

tinder5

No?

Thanks.

Bye. TC mark

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