30 Thoughts You Have While Binge Watching Netflix
By Simone Yaghi
1. I don’t even know what time it is anymore.
2. Oh 1 AM, one more episode won’t hurt.
3. And THEN I’ll go to bed.
4. These people are real.
5. These people are my friends.
6. I wonder if anyone can hear me laughing out loud to this.
7. I can’t remember the last time I saw my parents.
8. Did they notice me avoiding eye contact?
9. OH MY GOD THEY DID NOT JUST KISS.
10. I wish he was real I would kiss him.
11. Well technically he is real I mean Matt LaBlanc is real person.
12. But Joey Tribbiani is who I want I WANT HIM.
13. I wonder if my friends know I’ve been ignoring them.
14. These characters are my friends now.
15. I have been horizontal for 85% of this day.
16. One. More. Episode.
17. What time is it now? 2:15 am? Might as well make it to 3.
18. Where has this show been my entire life.
19. I feel like I belong in this cast… I could be an actress.
21. LAPTOP CHARGER NEED IT NOW.
22. Staring at the screen this long probably isn’t good for me.
23. *moves computer an inch away*.
24. Ahhhh much better #fitgirl
25. I think I was supposed to go to work today, they’ll understand.
26. THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE EPISODE.
27. Get the hell out. She did not. I never liked her.
28. *episode over* *3 AM*
29. Well, might as well finish the season.
30. When’s the last time I showered?