30 Thoughts You Have While Binge Watching Netflix

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1. I don’t even know what time it is anymore.

2. Oh 1 AM, one more episode won’t hurt.

3. And THEN I’ll go to bed.

4. These people are real.

5. These people are my friends.

6. I wonder if anyone can hear me laughing out loud to this.

7. I can’t remember the last time I saw my parents.

8. Did they notice me avoiding eye contact?

9. OH MY GOD THEY DID NOT JUST KISS.

10. I wish he was real I would kiss him.

11. Well technically he is real I mean Matt LaBlanc is real person.

12. But Joey Tribbiani is who I want I WANT HIM.

13. I wonder if my friends know I’ve been ignoring them.

14. These characters are my friends now.

15. I have been horizontal for 85% of this day.

16. One. More. Episode.

17. What time is it now? 2:15 am? Might as well make it to 3.

18. Where has this show been my entire life.

19. I feel like I belong in this cast… I could be an actress.

21. LAPTOP CHARGER NEED IT NOW.

22. Staring at the screen this long probably isn’t good for me.

23. *moves computer an inch away*.

24. Ahhhh much better #fitgirl

25. I think I was supposed to go to work today, they’ll understand.

26. THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE EPISODE.

27. Get the hell out. She did not. I never liked her.

28. *episode over* *3 AM*

29. Well, might as well finish the season.

30. When’s the last time I showered?