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Growing Up, I Wanted My Eyes To Be Violet
It took five years – until I was almost 19 – before I ever considered myself attractive.
29 Possible Songs For The Upcoming Mean Girls Musical
My Craigslist Roommate From Hell Thought I Ate Her Tub Of Margarine
She seemed nice enough via email. She could spell, at least. Her name was Stephanie.
My Body Fluids Are Spectacular
After my little brother died, people would say he’s in a better place, or he’s lost, or he’s moved on. Why, yes, he has moved on. To a grave. Because he’s dead.
