Who did this, who are you pic.twitter.com/2tUiGPP4qw
— no, not that one (@butthugs) July 31, 2015
everyone should be terrified to post online
— Good Goodman (@vrunt) July 31, 2015
**i may have @'ed a serial killer
— A (@Angieisso) April 30, 2013
The best part of losing my virginity was all 17 of my pet fish saw the whole thing happen & they got really for real jealous of me .
— Road Dog Karl (@HammerFist3) July 31, 2015
*looks at some headphones*
what are boooooose
— Qal (@Qalpal) July 31, 2015
i did it. i designed the best dorm poster of all time pic.twitter.com/cA7jSw3QfH
— rob (@robwhisman) December 18, 2014
excuse me which computer can I watch porn from
"sir this is an English class"
oh sorry, from which computer may I watch porn
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) July 29, 2015
Ma, if u read this, I'm not the Jason Alexander accused of kiddie porn. Nor did I wed Britney Spears. There's a few JA's. I'm bald& ur son.
— jason alexander (@IJasonAlexander) July 30, 2015
This tree is being dramatic because his mom said no video games after dinner pic.twitter.com/LxQJPP5is3
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) July 31, 2015
Is it worth it to be born into misery, & die alone for that brief chance to love?
No. It's exactly the same as never being born.
— Nihilist Arby's (@nihilist_arbys) May 21, 2015
"911? Help, my son has gone missing"
[baby lowers hands from eyes]
"Holy crap he just appeared out of nowhere"
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) July 27, 2015
the smell of summer pic.twitter.com/sEpWdOiGFH
— rachel (@portable_lunch) June 24, 2015