19 Hilarious Tweets You Need To Check Out Today

https://twitter.com/singing_ghosts/status/627163584221589504

https://twitter.com/pIeasehelpme/status/626733080892604416

Who did this, who are you pic.twitter.com/2tUiGPP4qw

— no, not that one (@butthugs) July 31, 2015

everyone should be terrified to post online

— classic vrunt (@vrunt) July 31, 2015

**i may have @'ed a serial killer

— A (@Angieisso) April 30, 2013

https://twitter.com/Tiresiasfish/status/627095551402725376

The best part of losing my virginity was all 17 of my pet fish saw the whole thing happen & they got really for real jealous of me .

— Road Dog Karl (@HammerFist3) July 31, 2015

https://twitter.com/thenatewolf/status/626926235730382848

*looks at some headphones*
what are boooooose

— Qal of the House of Usher (@Qalpal) July 31, 2015

https://twitter.com/aveuaskew/status/624636298733715456

https://twitter.com/robwhisman/status/545382516547280896

https://twitter.com/SatansTongue/status/627121765605507076

excuse me which computer can I watch porn from

"sir this is an English class"

oh sorry, from which computer may I watch porn

— paperwash© (@PaperWash) July 29, 2015

Ma, if u read this, I'm not the Jason Alexander accused of kiddie porn. Nor did I wed Britney Spears. There's a few JA's. I'm bald& ur son.

— jason alexander (@IJasonAlexander) July 30, 2015

This tree is being dramatic because his mom said no video games after dinner pic.twitter.com/LxQJPP5is3

— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) July 31, 2015

Is it worth it to be born into misery, & die alone for that brief chance to love?
No. It's exactly the same as never being born.
Enjoy Arbys

— Nihilist Arby's (@nihilist_arbys) May 21, 2015

"911? Help, my son has gone missing"
[baby lowers hands from eyes]
"Holy crap he just appeared out of nowhere"

— Fred Delicious 🍆 (@Fred_Delicious) July 27, 2015

the smell of summer pic.twitter.com/sEpWdOiGFH

— rachel (@seasonal_menu) June 24, 2015

https://twitter.com/WillTwerk4Food/status/627143492133851137