18 Reasons Golden Retrievers Are Not The Friendly Dogs Everyone Says They Are
1. They really hate being in water.
2. And hate being with you.
3. Like really hate being with you.
4. They never sleep because they’re too busy plotting ways to destroy you.
5. See?
6. You can just feel the hate behind those eyes.
7. Can you feel it?
8. It’s seriously some intense hatred.
9. They can’t make friends.
10. It’s not in their nature.
11. Seriously!
12. They can’t take a joke.
13. So don’t laugh at them.
14. They’ll ruin your lives.
15. In more ways than one.
16. They hate to play.
17. With anything.
18. Who’d want a dog like that?
Please adopt a dog from your nearest animal shelter! Love your pets. Every single one of them.