Here’s Why Lesbian Porn Sucks, But True Girl-On-Girl Action Could Be The Best Sex You’ve Ever Had

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I cannot watch lesbian porn.

I said it. I needed to get that off my chest. I hate it, and it honestly sort of freaks me out, which might seem weird considering I’m a bisexual woman. I’ve slept with both men and women in my life, and I can say without any sort of qualm that my one piece of recommendation for all women out there: have more girl-on-girl sex. Y’all are out there already watching lesbian porn and getting off to it, so try it in real life—or don’t, but at least hear me out.

Girl-on-girl sex is better in real life than it ever could be in a porno. Like way better.

In porn, there’s about a 99% chance that the two skinny girls you’re watching palm each other’s breasts are straight girls shooting a scene. Every girl out there knows that someone awkwardly reaching between your legs like they’re swiping on Tinder doesn’t feel good. It doesn’t. We need more, and porn definitely does not portray the actual circumstances of girl-on-girl sex.

We like to watch lesbian porn—or you do, since I already admitted to disliking it—because it’s taboo, and dirty, and that makes it more fun. And that’s fine.

It’s exciting to fantasize about girl-on-girl action, but lesbian porn isn’t made for lesbians, or women at all. It’s still mostly, like most porn out there, made to satisfy guys. And in the real world, girl-on-girl sex is the only kind of sex out there that’s only about pleasing women. There’s a reason that lesbians are way more likely to orgasm during their sexual encounters than straight women, and that’s because girl-on-girl sex is all about what makes a vagina happy.

Girl-on-girl sex is an entirely different world than guy-on-girl sex.

I’m not trying to say that all guy-on-girl sex is boring, just that in many ways it’s a lot more predictable. There are expectations in place that certain things will happen a certain way. There are no expectations for girl-on-girl sex, except to do what feels good, because the act itself is already outside the norm. There will most likely be oral because that’s the best thing ever, but that’s about as far as that goes. I know people tend to think of scissoring as like the number one activity that goes down, but that really isn’t true. Sometimes, maybe, but it’s more so just a lot of touching in only the right places. It’s foreplay for days and days, and that’s basically heaven.

Another perk of girl-on-girl sex that a lot of people don’t think about: penetration.

Many women still enjoy the sensation even when it’s not with an actual penis. The best part about engaging in that sort of play with a woman is that you have a choice. Want a fuller sensation? Go buy a bigger toy. Buy one that vibrates. Hell, buy one that works for both of you at the same time. You’re never stuck with what’s in front of you: the possibilities are literally endless.

If something doesn’t work, you can toss it and try something else. It’s like a Build-A-Bear but with sex toys. Choose what you like and what you want.

If lesbian porn is just what gets you off even though you’re a straight-as-an-arrow woman, that’s totally cool.

I understand—we want what we don’t have, and that’s probably why I can’t stand watching lesbian porn. My life is basically a girl-on-girl porno; I don’t need to search for it online. Just make sure that with whatever type of sex you’re having in real life, your vagina is happy. And if that leads you to getting naked with another woman in real life, you can just thank me later.