Shana Sims

It’s hard to maintain friendships when you’re a human tumbleweed, but it’s even harder to maintain any sort of romantic relationship.

Any significant others have to pass the sister test. I’m sorry boys, but if you don’t pass the test, we’re going to have a problem.

I won’t ever look in the mirror and see myself as a supermodel, but I can look in the mirror and say that my hair looks good today, or that I really like the way my new pants fit me.

The girl in the magazine doesn’t even look like the girl in the magazine.

It’s not forever. You will find a job, a place to move, an apartment, a better situation. You aren’t going to die in your parents basement.