I think the only reason the term “platonic love” exists is because Plato got friendzoned 2500 years ago.
Congratulations, you got someone to commit themselves to at least a couple minutes of body on body contact with you.
The third most sweat inducing experience of one’s life is probably the first date. The first two, of course, being actually talking to the opposite sex in the first place and masturbating while your parents are home.
Understand the difference between Rihanna and Beyonce.