18 Hilarious Harry Potter Tweets You Need In Your Life
“I ask my dates the important questions upfront like are you cool with a Harry Potter themed wedding?”
“I ask my dates the important questions upfront like are you cool with a Harry Potter themed wedding?”
Why would you ask someone standing next to you on a train, who you’ve never met before, this question?
Whatever the case, making it to the awesomely comfortable, beautifully boring stage of love is something to celebrate, even if you do so by feeding your pajama clad partner handfuls of microwaved popcorn while binge watching HBO.
“The worst thing in life that you can have is a job that you hate, that you have no energy in, that you’re not creative with and you’re not thinking of the future. To me, might as well be dead.” — Robert Greene
I’m haunted by the memory of my 5-year-old cousin on the catwalk of a kids modelling show.
If you were a pre-teen girl in the late 90s and early 200s however, you have a special relationship with a lot of the (pop) music that was coming out.
My job was as a “Describer”…I would watch the videos all day long, take screenshots, and then try to write the most enticing copy that I could (which often all ended up sounding the same, and used far too many exclamation points).
It’s as ridiculous as if you said you didn’t want a sandwich and then people said, “oh, so you just don’t believe in lunch?!”
“Little Lily was up all night throwing up. I love taking care of my little dumpling when she’s sick. It’s what being a mom is all about!”
Cosmo magazine is running an article encouraging women to date feminist men (written by a man, of course) and I would like to take a moment to encourage women to think that one through.
I know full well the pros and cons of dating a lawyer even though I’ve never personally dated one.
3. Put all the random ingredients you have in your cupboards together and bake it.
As a writer who frequently covers provocative subjects, I know that sex, money, and love, when bundled, form a combustible mix.
6. They’re always on their phone when you’re with them but go days without responding to texts or Facebook messages, claiming they were too busy or just “didn’t see them.”