If you are going to spend some of your precious minutes on this earth taking out loans, buying real estate, securing proper zoning, hiring employees, getting inventory, all to open up your dream pet store, why ON EARTH would you not then give said pet store a hilarious, punny name for everyone to enjoy?
In today’s politically correct age, we are faced with names like the Suzuki Esteem or the Chevy Citation. Do people really want to drive cars that refer to psychology and college?
Yes, I am still carrying my father’s surname, even after 10 years of our marriage. I am happily married. I proudly introduce myself with my maiden name without any stigma.
I mean, how many baller career paths does a teenage Yugolia truly have?
The reason natives were chosen in the first place is because they’re screaming lunatics that would run into battle half naked on peyote. That shit is cool.
Take those words off and discard them like old clothes. They don’t fit you anymore. They never did, they just made you feel safe.
Lies and the lying liars who lie them.
I’m sitting across a woman with an easy name.