We all wanted this to be true.
43) New Jersey.
You find that the pen and the paper are your greatest weapons, the weapons to fight the forgetful nature of the human mind, because how can the human mind be so weak to forget the name of someone so strong?
Motivated by curiosity, boredom, and whatever the hell else it is that inspires scientists to do science-y things, a team of researchers from across the globe has released a scale for determining the quality of a band name.
Many have told me I am selfish. That I should do it “for the kids” or to “save face.” But I am not swayed. Why should I give up my name and take yours? I have yet to get an answer aside from, “just because.” But you didn’t fall in love with a “just because” woman.
The years I spent wondering what my parents would say if I asked them to change it.
If you grew up in the 90s, you probably have some fond memories of one of the greatest movie trilogies of all time, The Mighty Ducks.
A silver fox is much more than your omnivorous mammal with pointed ears and a long, bushy tail.
It’s time to up your Instagram game.
If you are going to spend some of your precious minutes on this earth taking out loans, buying real estate, securing proper zoning, hiring employees, getting inventory, all to open up your dream pet store, why ON EARTH would you not then give said pet store a hilarious, punny name for everyone to enjoy?