23 Signs You’re A Premature Old Person

You still don’t understand how LMFAO or Skrillex qualify as music. It just sounds like dying.
You still don’t understand how LMFAO or Skrillex qualify as music. It just sounds like dying.
Love is bigger than you. To love someone is for their happiness to be the same as your own.
Oh my god, is there anything creepier — anything creepier in the entire universe — than calling your significant other “daddy?” No. The answer to that question is no.
Naked parties, naked runs, and other acts of synchronized stripping in the middle of campus. Usually occurs during finals week.
Glitter keychains that said things like “100% Angel.” (Bonus points if they said “100% Devil” on the back.)
Write her a letter in which the amount of circumnavigating and angst could rival Mr. Darcy’s.
You compose a text that’s talking crap on someone and accidentally send it to the person you’re trashing. Seriously, is there a more terrifying scenario out there for 20-somethings, other than perhaps talking on the phone?
The producers originally cast Amanda Seyfried as Cady, but Michaels felt she would be a better Karen.
For those who buy into the theory of the Illumanti’s existence, we are all just minions quietly watching the Super Bowl of life while Queen Bey holds her court.
You’ll go anywhere if there’s free food or drinks being offered. Unlike your other friends, you have no standards.
I want you because you and I, the thought of you and I. Those letters forming those words, those words sticking together, the jellyfish swell and shrink in my chest when I think about what they mean.
Eat, Pray, Love AKA The Basic Bitch Bible changed your life. One day, when you find yourself trapped in a loveless marriage to a rich man in Connecticut, you’re going to leave him to go find yourself through extensive prayer and pizza.
Even adults will get sucked into Jenna’s social foibles, as Ashley Rickards does an exceptional job of making her lessons feel universal.
In 2011, it seemed directors, studio heads and audiences finally realized what we’ve known for years: that people love Ryan Gosling.
Famous only children include: FDR, Frank Sinatra, Lance Armstrong, and Elvis. Oh yeah, and some dude you may have heard of, goes by the name Jesus. You might remember him as the guy who invented magic tricks and being nice to other people, though. So yeah, there have been some pretty rad only children.
If you’re going to take a stranger home for sex, you must know how to get them out of your apartment the morning after. No one likes a one night stand that awkwardly carries on into the next afternoon. And no, blasting “Linger” by The Cranberries is not a good enough hint.
At some point in every toxic relationship you’ve got to ask yourself, how much is too much?