50 People Reveal The Best ‘Bad News’ They Ever Got About An Ex
She was going to jail for stabbing her husband, the man she picked over me.
She was going to jail for stabbing her husband, the man she picked over me.
See cars driving very slow and very odd in the middle of the night. Like at store parking lots, churches, closed parks. Think they might be casing or whatever its odd enough for a casual contact. Fucking Pokemon Go every time.
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Self-sabotage is real when you’re feeling sad.
“This guy walks in and is immediately jumped by 4 dudes. One guy takes out the metal strip to a safety razor and precedes to cut this dude’s fucking ear off.”
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test? They prefer to wing it.
“I’m not really over my ex and you’re definitely a rebound.”
Walked in on my grandma’s body. She was murdered in her house and I went there to help her prepare for Mother’s Day which was going to be the following day.