I only know one joke.
This is a definitive list of the best jokes humanity has ever made about CAPITAL letters.
Essentially, every Dad Joke is just a request to be loved. That is why Dad Jokes are great.
He called you a whale. He said it was a joke. You thought it was funny. You go out for dinner and order a salad only and take an hour to finish it, and call yourself a whale. The joke is not funny.
“For what seemed like 15 agonizing minutes, Mike Sweeney, the head writer of “Conan,” angrily and loudly denied those were my jokes.”
Sure, the Dalai Lama is a being of infinite wisdom and compassion who is the living reincarnation of the Buddha. But does he get jokes? Hells no he doesn’t. Here he is being interviewed on the Australian “Today Show.” Anchor Karl Stefanovic starts telling the following joke to Mr. Lama — “So the Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop…” he says. Cue a completely baffled reaction by the spiritual leader…
A comment thread on the internet was talking about whether anybody actually went through with any of those “marriage pacts” that we joke about so often.
Let’s say this loud, so even the people in the back can hear us. RAPE. IS. NOT. FUNNY.
He uses every skill in the comic’s toolbox. And probably many more that I haven’t been able to understand yet.
“I’d like to be one of the unhealthy things you put inside your body this weekend.”