Dear America, Canada Is Watching Your 2016 Election And We’re F*cking Worried About You (And Us)

To be honest I don’t expect that plea to sway a single vote away from Trump. But like I said, this is mostly about me. I need to feel like I did my small part, that I said my piece, so that one day when my children and I are huddled inside our fallout shelter, eating our last can of Trump-brand Tremendously Corned Beef underneath the charred remnants of civilization, I can tell them I tried.