16 Headlines You’d See If Conservative America Controlled Viral Content

A lot of articles don’t really have any valuable content, just an over the top title, and that sucks. But making fun of them is like watching Jay Leno make a Kirstie Alley fat joke. It also sucks. But what if they were put together by conservative causes? That would be awesome. They’d probably look something like this:
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-17 Ethnic Slurs That Only White People Will Understand The Pain Of Losing

-This Adorable 3 Year Old Is Asked About Affirmative Action. This Is The Response Liberals Don’t Want You To See!

-10 Hilarious Border Crossing FAILS

-Life Hacks: How To Redraw Your Congressional District To Win Every Time

-8 Reasons Global Warming Is A Fraud That Only Residents of Barrow, Alaska Will Understand

-This Mouthy Would-Be Burglar Knows His First Amendment Rights. Watch As He Gets A Crash Course In The Homeowner’s Second Amendment Rights

-DIY: 6 Easy Steps To Making Your Sign POP At Your Next Pro-Life Rally

-15 Types Of Ramen You Didn’t Even Know Existed That Disincentivized Freeloaders On Food Stamps Are Also Allowed To Buy

-WATCH: These 28 Malls Removed Our Live Manger Scene From Their Food Courts By FORCE On Christmas Eve

-We Picked Up Four Day Laborers From Home Depot To Help On A Project. Watch What Happens When We Detour To INS

-The Botched Oklahoma Execution Retold In 9 Hilarious Saved By The Bell GIFs

-7 Disney Princesses Who Didn’t Need Feminists To Find Happiness Or Learn To Hate Their Princes

-WATCH: This She-Man Tries To Perv His Way Into The Lady’s Room. One Woman’s Husband Noticed. At 1:33 He Gets The Surprise Of His Day

-These 8 Gay Rights Activists Want To Preach Tolerance. See How Much They Love Free Speech Once We Call Them Fags

-Life Hacks: 25 Bible Passages You Didn’t Know Could Be Repurposed To Justify Other Behaviors

-We Gave A Young Boy $1.00 And His Sister $0.71 To Clean Their Rooms. Watch Neither One Of Them Whine About It When You Don’t Tell The Other. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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