Today I am hearing on the internet that it is insensitive to celebrate Father’s Day because such celebrations could bring pain to those whose fathers are dead, or whose fathers were bad, or who wish that they could be fathers…
On Driggs today in Williamsburg Brooklyn, between n9 and n10th, some man was yelling all sorts of obscenities from the 4th floor of the ultra-expensive condo building “The Driggs.” Primarily, he was focused on yelling at people walking on the sidewalk with little…
But the things we leave behind are never as wonderful as those that we eventually find.
Why does this commercial for Lean Pockets® brand sandwiches feature a sexy yoga master? Why are we watching a mesmerizing, voracious, shirtless MMA Fighter eating a delicious pretzel sandwich with his gloves on? Are these two definitely about to get it on?
I married beneath me – all women do.
I love my family with all my heart. That being said, I don’t think I would ever hang out with them if we didn’t come from the same gene pool.
You thought that love was going to make you skinnier and prettier and calmer and nicer and more accepting. You’d feel superior to your friends who were single and almost hate yourself for thinking it.
I’m beginning to see the point of having a relationship. More and more, it seems like their purpose is not to necessarily provide you with love but to keep you far away from hate.
When I said something funny, you touched my hand. Your teeth were so white. Your hair was so shiny. I wanted you so, so badly.
“It’s cool. S/he’s probably just busy right now” turns into you singing Beyonce’s “Irreplacable” and imagining the different ways you could set them on fire without getting caught.