1. Keep buying her lingerie that’s slightly too small for her
She will get the hint.
2. Fill your salt shakers with SENSA
Sprinkle, Eat, Lose: It’s that simple.
3. Book a tropical vacation
Once she finds out she has to be in a bathing suit in 6 months, she will rise to the occasion. Trust me.
4. Buy her a dog to take for walks
This works well for weight loss and bronzing of the skin (and we all know a tan can make us look slimmer). It’s a 2-for-1 deal.
5. Hide a really tiny dress someplace in your apartment
Make sure the dress is hidden someplace she will be sure to find it. When she asks whose it is, say it’s your ex-girlfriend’s. She will be at the gym the next day.
6. Move to the 8th floor of a walk-up building
This trick also helps with her cardiovascular health as well. She will thank you some day.
7. Wash all her clothes and put them in the dryer on high heat
This could be the wake-up call she’s been waiting for.