Things you say to your personal trainer that can also be used in the bedroom:
1. Do we really have to do this this early in the morning ?
2. Is this suppose to burn so much?
3. This position is hurting me, can we try something else?
4. I don’t want to finish early, I paid you for the whole hour.
Things your personal trainer says to you that can also be used in the bedroom:
1. I don’t care if it hurts, KEEP GOING!
2. I know you hate doing this, but you have to, so you might as well try and enjoy it.
3. Ok, now get down on all fours.
4. Are we doing a 30 minute or 60 minute session today?
5. Stop complaining, it’s almost over.
6. You look really tired today, are you sure you’re up for this?
7. Come on Sarah, stop acting like you’ve never done this before.