(December 22-January 19)
Capricorn’s last because tbh, we don’t even know if they would ghost you because you will ghost them way before any of us have the chance to find out.
(July 23-August 22)
No ghosting here – if Leo’s done with you, they are going to hire a breakup planner, buy a break up outfit, get their hair & make up done for the break up and put on a full on break up production.
(March 21-April 19)
Aries would never ghost, and actually, you can read Aries’s rant-article about why ghosting is the root of all the world’s problems on Thought Catalog next week.
(September 23-October 22)
Libra is not going to ghost you, and as you secretly suspect, Libra is too good for you and the best you’re ever going to date so you better lock this down ASAP.
(August 23-September 22)
Virgo isn’t likely to ghost you, but is currently worrying that you will ghost them and might start a fight about it. Will you? Are you secretly thinking about breaking up with them? It’s because they are too neurotic isn’t it?
(June 21-July 22)
It may seem like Cancer is totally ghosting you but they aren’t – you’re still together, they just got distracted. Give it a few weeks and you’ll get an “OMG I just saw this!” text and you’ll be back on. Pro tip: don’t tell them you thought they ghosted you because they’ll literally never get over it.
(April 20-May 20)
It seems like Taurus ghosted you, but they were too lazy to respond then forgot they never replied. Just show up at Taurus’s house in sweatpants with Taco Bell & your Netflix password and you’ll see they are still 100% devoted.
(October 23-November 21)
If Scorpio ghosted you, you know you did something bad – but not quite bad enough to inspire Scorpio to destroy your entire life. Be thankful, tbh.
(February 19-March 20)
Pisces will ghost you because they don’t want to deal with the drama and stress of an official breakup. While a lot of signs ghost and don’t think about it again, Pisces will be haunted by the fact they ghosted you, so at least that can comfort you.
(January 20-February 18)
Aquarius was really into you at first but then suddenly ghosted you when they started overthinking themselves, you, this relationship, & the meaning of life and got freaked out about commitment and settling down too soon or with the wrong person.
(November 22-December 21)
Sagittarius is 100% going to ghost you, starting the minute they board their flight to Ecuador to join the Peace Corps. You’ll find out on Insta when they announce their new travel blog.
(May 21-June 20)
You knew Gemini would ghost you when you got into this, right? Gemini literally ghosted someone else when they started hooking up with you. Gem is totally fun until they drop you with no warning and move on to the next shiny object.