This Is What You Gossip About, Based on Your Zodiac Sign

Aries (March 21st – April 19th)

Hi there Aries, when it comes to gossip your number one subject is SEXY TIME. You love to gossip with your friends about who did who, who did what, spicy thoughts, no tips included.

Taurus (April 20th – May 20th)

Gossip for you is more of a way of getting stubborn on an idea, a belief, something related to someone of something. So, when a Taurus starts gossip about anything out in this wide world, be sure it will make history. History.

Gemini (May 21st – June 20th)

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s got a sweet tooth for words and all? Yeah, well, not really, but the thing is you got what it takes to start the number one gossip campaign of the year. Gemini president.

Cancer (June 21st – July 22nd)

Cancer is that sign who sits silently in his shell and just watches the world around. But when a Cancer gathers all the information, and when you press the wrong buttons, be convinced that you will become more viral than a Honda campaign. Or something like that.

Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd)

Well, hello gorgeous! Empire of gossip, do you copy? Well, here we are, sitting at the round table, talking about the worst things that could happen in someone’s lifetime. For a Leo it’s just fun. And fun is fun. Fun? Yup, fun.

Virgo (August 23rd – September 22nd)

Detail oriented, Virgo only talks when someone has less skills and intellectual capacities than them. They like to feel above everything, and somehow all they manage is to do it. DO IT. Awful.

Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd)

To balance and unbalance. To gossip or not to gossip. To yay or to nay. Well, Libra’s never actually know whether they want or not not gossip about someone or something. Sometimes they do, not topic included, sometimes they just… do.

Scorpio (October 23rd – November 21st)

Let’s talk about sex, baby, let’s talk about everyone except you and me, let’s talk about all the good things and all the shitty things that we might see. Let’s talk about. And if out singing isn’t good enough for you, well, tell it to everyone out there. We dare you.

Sagittarius (November 22nd – December 21st)

Hit me with that baby one more time. Sagittarius won’t shoot arrows, but will shoot heavy words at you if you are disrespectful and you betray their trust. For what it’s worth, stay away from fire if you don’t want to burn. In hell of gossip.

Capricorn (December 22nd – January 19th)

Stubborn AF, don’t mess with a Cap. This sign is ready to blow when they have to. Capricorns love to gossip about everything and nothing mainly. They like to talk just to have something to say. Nothing relevant, nothing harsh, just little twinkies.

Aquarius (January 20th – February 18th)

Get ready for summer and for all the good things that are yet to come. All you have to wait for an Aquarius to do is to SPILL IT ALL OUT. Like a waterfall, like all the things you see and hear wrapped up in a gossip sandwich. Yum.

Pisces (February 19th – March 20th)

Pisces dive dark waters. If they know your fears they will do all it takes to overcome them. Even if that means telling them to everyone out there. Whoops. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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