Aries (March 21st – April 19th)
You like to go fast, live on the edge, and evacuate the building leaving others wondering dafuq just happened?! You are the one who will F up things, at times, just because you are always in a rush and you tend to mess things up.
Taurus (April 20th – May 20th)
You become irrational and stubborn – the classic palette for you. The type of immature anger that you manifest usually ends up with throwing things around in every direction and screaming your guts out.
Gemini (May 21st – June 20th)
Scream, scream, baby. All day, all night, you know, just like the song says. Best avoid critical situations before things really sin off the wheel.
Cancer (June 21st – July 22nd)
You have the tendency, as we already know, to close yourself off in that awesome shell of yours when you are angry. You also have to know when to let emotions out and when to keep them in, either way, don’t just sit.
Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd)
Even though it’s always hard to let it go, embrace your inner Zen and try to do that. Being impulsive and creating rage all over the place won’t help anyone. Give lotus a chance, Leo!
Virgo (August 23rd – September 22nd)
Of course you are meant for bigger things and of course you sign has all the charms and everyone made a huge mistake. Fill that bottle up with pride and it well make you feel silly AF. Really.
Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd)
You are so critical of everyone that you forget that the only person you should be hard on is yourself. Don’t blame others for you own mistakes. You know what you have to do in order to fix it.
Scorpio (October 23rd – November 21st)
You are badass and you are not afraid to fuck around with your boss, power play, and maybe even lure him into a sex game. Revenge? You know your cards well, Scorpio!
Sagittarius (November 22nd – December 21st)
You are dedicated to learning new things and meeting new people, giving into experiences in multiple ways. A chapter that has ended for you does not mean the end of the world.
Capricorn (December 22nd – January 19th)
There’s a reason why they say Capricorns are assholes, especially at work. you have the eye on the prize and you want to overcome your boss. And that wouldn’t actually be a problem. The ways are. The ways always are.
Aquarius (January 20th – February 18th)
You are a fantastic problem solver at all times, the perfect shoulder to cry on and you know how to deal with people’s emotions. But not with your own. It’s hard to get you fired, but you what they say: never say never.
Pisces (February 19th – March 20th)
Pisces are sensitive, but also fierce warriors. You’ll crumble and fall but you’ll renew your energies from your own ash, just like the Phoenix bird.