What Kind Of Serial Killer You’d Be, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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Aries (March 21st – April 19th)

Impulsive and sometimes foolish enough in their actions, Aries are still the kids that refuse to grow up of the zodiac. They depend on acceptance and on attention that sometimes you might just want to lock them out in a dark room for it. And after all, prison is not a bad idea. Their impulsiveness is that kind which would kill out of the moment of feeling unwanted.

Taurus (April 20th – May 20th)

The bull’s sensitive spot is the way his appearance fits the best in the most popular and social surroundings. They are those who remember who bullied them in high school, and they are out to get their revenge now. This sign will seduce it’s victim and take all they have take from them, leaving the rest for the natural born kill. Real sick shit, man!

Gemini (May 21st – June 20th)

Known for being two faced, these killer twins are going to stab you behind your back while they’re smiling and telling you a bedtime story. Their master plan is to mindfuck with their victims, getting them to think they’re innocent and vulnerable. There’s always more sicko than winning the lottery in here.

Cancer (June 21st – July 22nd)

The crab is very attached to family and relationships. So, when something goes bad under this shell, you will know and feel it for sure. They’ll lock you and torture you to give them the love they need, and when they will be done with that, well, they will just be done with that.

Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd)

Without notoriety, the Leo cannot survive in the real world. At all. These born attention freaks, would kill to be in the spotlight. Literally. Sadly for you Leo, a serial killer that can make history is one that pays attention to details. As for what you have hidden under the rug, it won’t last long until your ego will: it’s me, it’s me!

Virgo (August 23rd – September 22nd)

This crafty and analytical sign is the tip of the iceberg when it comes to evil. Virgo like to be in long relationships, and if the partner they are seeing goes looking elsewhere, it calls for serious trouble. If you want to take care of something, don’t forget evil is in the smallest details. Sometimes even the shampoo you use.

Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd)

Impatient, yet really well calculated, the Libra is the only zodiac sign that will have an orgasm when taking revenge on his victims. He’s rough, yet soft, you’ll love it and you won’t know what killed you. Things aren’t fair, but who said they should be?

Scorpio (October 23rd – November 21st)

Welcome to club killer. The charisma and sexual energy of this sign will leave you wondering and asking yourself what on EARTH have you done wrong. The answer is nothing in particular. Scorpio likes the game, and loves to keep his victims on a wheel that spins pain. The physical kind. He won’t kill you straight ahead, although you’ll be wishing he would.

Sagittarius (November 22nd – December 21st)

This sign is the perfect example of being charming and disarming at the same time. Sagittarius, sign of the archer, the complete psycho, and natural born murderer, will attract it’s prey by sexually attracting it into a trap. This sign likes trophies and collecting them.

Capricorn (December 22nd – January 19th)

The Capricorn like something more than getting his hands dirty. He likes money. And fame. He won’t do the dirty business himself, have absolutely no worries. What he will do though is to have someone in charge for a list of detailed torture. And clean up the mess.

Aquarius (January 20th – February 18th)

Known as innovators and how they originally make something up, so is their anger and thirst for revenge. Known to be macabre kidnappers that torture their victims mentally until they damage them up to the insane levels. Shallow waters can go extremely deep. And dark.

Pisces (February 19th – March 20th)

This fish likes creativity and the least common things. Your worst nightmares are those that come to life with his help. And because of his empathy and desire for detail, he will torture himself as much as he tortures his victim. Some simply get pleasure out of pain. The next level kind of way. TC mark

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