What Kind Of Girlfriend Your Ex Wants, Based On His Zodiac Sign


Aries (March 21st – April 19th)

A fun loving, barely legal looking chick with a taste for barely legal activities.

Taurus (April 20th – May 20th)

A complete opposite of what you were. Preferably with bigger breasts.

Gemini (May 21st – June 20th)

A couple of girls he can hang around with, have fun with, sleep with and watch movies with. In their underwear.

Cancer (June 21st – July 22nd)

A lead singer, artist or fashion designer who’s not interested in long term affairs.

Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd)

A supermodel he can take on wild rides and lay naked on the beach with.

Virgo (August 23rd – September 22nd)

A basic, nice, happy girl who makes him feel like a king.

Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd)

A conservative lady with a taste for deeply disturbing sexual fantasies.

Scorpio (October 23rd – November 21st)

A BDSM mistress who loves to beat the shit out of him.

Sagittarius (November 22nd – December 21st)

A stormy gal with a bubbly attitude, who doesn’t mind open relationships and casual flings.

Capricorn (December 22nd – January 19th)

A comforting presence who can listen to all his crap while making him dinner and doing his errands.

Aquarius (January 20th – February 18th)

A witty and sexy mature woman who is financially independent and enjoys the company of younger men.

Pisces (February 19th – March 20th)

A challenging vixen with a great sense of humour and long legs, who will take him on wild adventures. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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