Aries (March 21st – April 19th)
A fun loving, barely legal looking chick with a taste for barely legal activities.
Taurus (April 20th – May 20th)
A complete opposite of what you were. Preferably with bigger breasts.
Gemini (May 21st – June 20th)
A couple of girls he can hang around with, have fun with, sleep with and watch movies with. In their underwear.
Cancer (June 21st – July 22nd)
A lead singer, artist or fashion designer who’s not interested in long term affairs.
Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd)
A supermodel he can take on wild rides and lay naked on the beach with.
Virgo (August 23rd – September 22nd)
A basic, nice, happy girl who makes him feel like a king.
Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd)
A conservative lady with a taste for deeply disturbing sexual fantasies.
Scorpio (October 23rd – November 21st)
A BDSM mistress who loves to beat the shit out of him.
Sagittarius (November 22nd – December 21st)
A stormy gal with a bubbly attitude, who doesn’t mind open relationships and casual flings.
Capricorn (December 22nd – January 19th)
A comforting presence who can listen to all his crap while making him dinner and doing his errands.
Aquarius (January 20th – February 18th)
A witty and sexy mature woman who is financially independent and enjoys the company of younger men.
Pisces (February 19th – March 20th)
A challenging vixen with a great sense of humour and long legs, who will take him on wild adventures.