Watch This Video Of Me Talking To Lindsay Lohan

By Ryan O'Connell,

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Okay, so remember when I wrote a post about that new webseries, created by Alex Mann, called Conversations With A Twitter Feed? Well, I forgot to mention that I, along with fellow Thought Catalog writers Josh Gondelman and Gaby Dunn, had been asked to participate in an episode. When Mann also told me that I could choose a celebrity to “talk” to rather than be assigned to one, I knew immediately who I had to pick: Lindsay Lohan.

Since Amanda Bynes has been too busy taking bong rips in front of a Baja Fresh in the San Fernando Valley to actually go on Twitter, Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter feed has replaced hers as my favorite delusional D-list celeb Twitter account. Whether she’s comparing Jen Garner and Ben Affleck’s relationship to her brother and his girlfriend, #NinaGinsberg’s, or throwing thinly-veiled shade at Jennifer Lawrence, Lohan’s Twitter account manages to never not be unintentionally hilarious and #dark. Before I even signed up for Twitter, I’d go on the site just to see what bizarre and nonsensical thoughts were coming out of Lindsay’s perplexing mind. Now nary a day goes by that I don’t tweet LiLo, asking her how she’s feeling, what she’s thinking, what drugs she’s currently on. Even though she has yet to respond to any of my tweets, I know that she sees me….seeing her….seeing me. And now with my episode of Conversations With A Twitter Feed having aired, I know I’m that much closer to being acknowledged by the self-declared Artist Of Many Things….TC Mark

Trace the scars life has left you. It will remind you that at one point, you fought for something. You believed.

Trace the scars life has left you. It will remind you that at one point, you fought for something. You believed.

“You are the only person who gets to decide if you are happy or not—do not put your happiness into the hands of other people. Do not make it contingent on their acceptance of you or their feelings for you. At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter if someone dislikes you or if someone doesn’t want to be with you. All that matters is that you are happy with the person you are becoming. All that matters is that you like yourself, that you are proud of what you are putting out into the world. You are in charge of your joy, of your worth. You get to be your own validation. Please don’t ever forget that.” — Bianca Sparacino

Excerpted from The Strength In Our Scars by Bianca Sparacino.

Trace the scars life has left you. It will remind you that at one point, you fought for something. You believed.

Trace the scars life has left you. It will remind you that at one point, you fought for something. You believed.

“You are the only person who gets to decide if you are happy or not—do not put your happiness into the hands of other people. Do not make it contingent on their acceptance of you or their feelings for you. At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter if someone dislikes you or if someone doesn’t want to be with you. All that matters is that you are happy with the person you are becoming. All that matters is that you like yourself, that you are proud of what you are putting out into the world. You are in charge of your joy, of your worth. You get to be your own validation. Please don’t ever forget that.” — Bianca Sparacino

Excerpted from The Strength In Our Scars by Bianca Sparacino.

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