I Met Joan Didion Last Night And It Was Amazing! P.S. She Hates Everyone!

Last night I went to see every white writer’s idol, Joan Didion, speak at Symphony Space with her nephew, Griffin Dunne, about her latest book Blue Nights. The audience was quintessential Didion, which is to say that it was attended by a lot of old WASPs and creative writing majors named Debbie or Kara who just loved The Year Of Magical Thinking. And then of course, there was me and Stephanie Georgopulos just lurking in the corner like the anti-social goths we typically are. We were obviously excited to see her though. Joan Didion is, after all, one of my favorite writers. Not only is her prose some of the best I’ve ever read — it wakes you up like an Adderall without a time release and provides you with instant inspiration — she also lives a life of unabashed privilege and feels very intensely about the same things as me like posh restaurants, freeways, migraines, and the Santa Ana winds.

Joan Didion took the stage with Griffin looking chic as hell in a typical Upper West Side ensemble. She even wore an unnecessary scarf that seemed to dwarf her entire body. Journalists who have profiled Didion before always describe her as frail and they’re right. She looks as if she’s going to blow over or break a rib by sneezing. But she did once say herself that her tiny body is one of her biggest assets as a journalist. Since she appears to be so weak, her subjects may write her off as feeble and not pay any attention. If Didion has proven anything in her career and personal life though, it’s that she’s anything but. On the outside, Didion resembles a wilted feather but in her writings, she comes across as a force to be reckoned with. This 98-pound elderly woman doesn’t mince words and she certainly packs a punch.

They started out the evening by showing a clip of the documentary Griffin made of his aunt in which Didion read aloud passages from her book at home while we were shown footage from Quintana’s wedding, footage that seemed to perfectly match Didion’s description of the day in Blue Nights. When the clip ended, the lights came up and Griffin began to lead the discussion, acting as a moderator of sorts, and Joan gave slow albeit short responses to all of his questions. To spice things up a bit, Griffin would give us little glimpses into what it was like growing up with Joan Didion as your aunt. It apparently meant things like learning about Joan and John’s marriage trouble in an article Didion had written in The Saturday Evening Post instead of getting it straight from the horse’s mouth. Or going to a party when Griffin was only thirteen years old that Joan and her husband were throwing in Janis Joplin’s honor. At this party, Griffin recalls being cornered by someone who he thought was an actor on Hogan’s Heroes. It turned out, however, to be Otto Preminger who was apparently having a bad acid trip and needed someone to talk to. For this particular soiree, Joan sent Quintana, who was just a baby at the time, to stay with a nanny, and hired valet for all of the party guests. Unfortunately, three of the guests’ cars ended up getting stolen that night so the valet guys agreed to not bill Didion for their services. “It was a different time then,” Didion told us with a wry smile.

The night wasn’t all just celebrity gossip and fun stories though. Sometimes it was just awkward silences, especially when it came time for her to answer random questions from the audience. One woman asked Didion this long-winded question about why there wasn’t any moment of redemption in Blue Nights and Didion just curtly responded, “Because it wasn’t about redemption for me.” Another woman asked if she thought Blue Nights was more about aging than it was about the process of grieving and Didion was just like, “Yes. That’s the actual meaning of Blue Nights. It’s about getting older.” She said it in this brilliant way that was like, “That’s explained in the first three pages of my book. Have you not read it yet or what?” She was amazing at being dismissive about what she believed were stupid questions. In fact even the smart questions were still met with a major “OVER IT” vibe from her. It didn’t offend me. I loved it actually. This whole “I have no patience for this crap!” attitude is exactly what I would expect from her. If she was like, “OMG. I’m so touched. Thanks guys! You mean the world to me. Ask me anything!” I would’ve been horrified!

The last question Didion received from an audience member was by far the weirdest and is probably why Didion decided to bounce from her own party a little early. A rotund woman named Yoo Hoo (JK) went up and told Didion that she was also an author and that she liked to write with her “special pens” and paper which, according to her, was a green and blue pen that she would only use on paper that was “80% cotton.” When she told everyone that she only used paper that was 80% cotton, people in the audience started to laugh uncontrollably. She then asked Didion if she had any favorite pens or papers she liked to use. Didion responded, “Um, I use the computer now but I used to write on 20 bound paper and–” Before Didion could finish, Yoo Hoo blurted out “AND WHAT KIND OF PENS?!” Didion looked confused and just said, “Black?” And then it was over. “Goodbye to all that!,” she probably said when she got whisked away by a town car with her scarf becoming like a Boa Constrictor. Yes. Goodbye indeed. TC mark

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  • Kelly

    ugh YES! when i saw the title of this piece i was just like please let it be by ryan. so awesome. like seeing a tiny, frail unicorn

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=9383035 Scott Muska

    She sounds awesome. I am green with envy.

  • http://www.breakfastbachelor.com Alexander Testere

    This is exactly the same story I heard from my friends at her book signing in Boston.  As well as a response to the question, “What do you think you want to write next?  Another memoir?” to which she replied “I want to write about water.” and left the audience stunned and speechless.  

  • Anonymous

    Good for her. Cut out the bullshit otherwise so greedily eaten by the mass-tahs.

  • http://twitter.com/brianne_kennedy Brianne Kennedy

    fantastic.

  • http://omgstephlol.tumblr.com Stephanie Georgopulos

    the night wouldn’t have been the same without the 80% COTTON!!! babe

  • http://twitter.com/FLYamSAM Denden

    I hope I get the same feeling when I finally meet you.

    • http://twitter.com/kyleangeletti Kyle Angeletti

      Did you just compare Ryan to Joan Didion? That shit cray.

      • http://twitter.com/FLYamSAM Denden

        Ry makes me feel like a 15 year old girl. A feat that only a few men can accomplish

  • Lauren Taylor

    That’s not true, about her response to the (yes, I admit) crazy lady at the end, who asked Didion about the paper and pens. Didion didn’t seem alarmed by the question at all, and replied with her own favorite paper weight. When the lady asked about the pen color, Didion said, “I actually prefer black.” Feel it’s important to note this because Didion doesn’t always respond the way we imagine she will to questions or comments – or, in fact, the way most of us might respond. I’ve been to three of her appearances in the past month, so I’m writing with some authority.

    • http://karyninny.com/ karyn

      lulz

  • Sara Olson-Liebert

    Pure awesome. Just to say the least.

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  • Anonymous

    This is from the journals of Alfred Kazin, thought you’d like it:

    June 17, 1971
    [Joan] Didion and [John Gregory] Dunne, the pair. Of course he came along to
    lunch, tho I had invited her. We ate at Scandia on the Strip, and then
    drove back through the Malibu
    Canyon. In Sept 70 the Malibu hills were on
    fire, and the surfers in the ocean kept surfing. The hills and the ocean. At
    dinner, Didion in a long skirt & full of body language. She often cradles
    herself in her own arms, in the well known woman’s self-protection against the
    cold. Her face runs the gamut from poor old Sookie to the temptress with long
    blonde-red locks. She can look at you & past you without the slightest hint
    of a concession. The unspoken is a most important part of her presence in the
    world. The unspoken ripple with bald John Dunne was often there. She once
    almost took a knife to someone—probably Noel Parmentel, always the relation in
    the N.Y. story.

    Brian Moore & his wife to dinner. Brian’s accessibility & charm made
    an interesting contrast to Didion’s many silences.

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