Would You Date This Woman?

Your first thought while watching this unbelievably hilarious eHarmony video is probably something along the lines of, “This is fake. No one can be this insane.” But you’re wrong! Look, if there is one lesson you can glean from my million posts on this website, it should be that people are really really really crazy. So even if this woman is just a troll, I assure you that the real Debbie is out there somewhere sobbing about cats on an online dating website.

Even though I’ve never done online dating before, I have had some experience with it. When I was 12 or 13, my father was in a post-divorce dating frenzy and since there wasn’t much of an online dating presence, he would actually have to post personal ads in the paper. My father (perhaps unwisely) would often share with me the humorous responses he would receive, handing me the phone so I could listen to bizarre voicemails from these strange broken women. Like Debbie in the eHarmony video, they couldn’t even contain the crazy in a first impression. After laughing together for about ten minutes, we would then deduce that a lot of people were just out of their minds and it was very sad but thank god we weren’t one of them!

Maybe it was this traumatizing introduction to online dating that has made me stay away from it. That or I’m just a big ol’ scaredy cat. TC mark

Ryan O'Connell

I'm a brat.

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  • Oliver Miller

    I was going to write about this YOU STOLE MY ARTICLE RYAN O'STEALER.

  • ABBY

    This is the greatest online dating video ever made.

  • dengstah

    NO WAY is this real. At the very least, this was like, the first edit that she made while she was on drugs and she posted it to make fun of herself.  It has to be a joke!!

  • http://twitter.com/crapface Hannah Foster.

    Yes. I love cock but I'd definitely date her.

  • http://twitter.com/sarahkate13 Sarah R

    Its totally fake! i just went to her youtube channel. There are 3 videos that are clearly her making parodies or making fun of people.

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    • http://www.facebook.com/CaseyJonesATX Casey Jones

      Get out of here with that blatant self promotional linking bullshit

    • http://staugustinian.wordpress.com/ STaugustine

      whoa: one of those creepy faux-real-person shill tumblrs

  • http://twitter.com/KKyW Kyle W.

    “I love to run” …. uh, your double chin says otherwise

    • AL

      … WOAH

    • Alzarius Star

      you can't judge by appearance, a-hole

      • MikeOverHere

        Uh, he just did, dumbass! I bet you tell people they can't walk on the grass after they are already walking on it, proving that they already can. You are too stupid to breed.

    • Lindsay

      You are clearly a cool dude.

  • http://twitter.com/todayisallihave Zig Marasigan

    My girlfriend's like that.

    With dogs.

    And I <3 her.

  • http://twitter.com/ward_hegedus Ward Hegedus

    I've never been more aroused by a woman's crying. I hope to god this is real so I can wink at her.

  • Christina

    My takeaway is the oddly poignant anecdote about your father…I like it.

  • dip

    Bet she's a freak in the sack

  • http://brianmcelmurry.blogspot.com/ Brian McElmurry

    fucking hilarious… real or not…lmfao

  • http://twitter.com/nestevian888 Sang

    She's so funny. I love it. I would totally date her!

  • http://twitter.com/danielsiders Daniel Siders

    Obvious Troll is obvious.

  • Jessie

    I'm so sad that this isn't real.

  • http://toddliss.com/ Todd

    WOW!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/MissKimball misskimball

    how did you find this? I'll never get a man now. I guess it'll give me time to look after more stray *uncontrollable sobbing*

  • Kat

    I think she might just be a really cute, funny lady. If not, there's worse things to be than a little too into cats.

  • Davidtaylor

    Oh Debbie. You need to edit. EDIT!

  • Robertbenesh

    It's fake.
    But really good.
    And funny.
    And she's cute. 
    So the answer to your question is “yes”.

    • Jordan

      Haha my thoughts exactly.  Because it was made up (and because of the humor of her other videos): yes

  • http://twitter.com/rislynsey christopher lynsey

    Yes

  • Duke Holland of Gishmale

    CAN NOT BELIEVE.

  • Jade

    OH MY GOD – this is so good! Thank you Ryan for making me laugh till I cried today!

  • Rick

    Cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

  • http://www.facebook.com/sasjam Sas Jam

    Crazy in the head.
    Craaaazy in the bed.

    • http://www.facebook.com/nomatterwhatyoudo Chris Kay

      …just don't make reference to her pussy.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_E3LFLGSTZUKD2OS727ALMB3PXY David P

        People say that “crazy in the bed” but not enough to be worth dealing with the rest, trust me.

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