What It Feels Like To Get F***ed In The Ass

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  • Kent

    “…hideously* kinky…”

    • Ryan O'Connell

      it's a reference to the movie hideous kinky with kate winslet

      • Alexthecarrot

        Which is already pretty oblique considering the only explanation of the movie's title is on the back of the dvd case, so, er, bonus points for that?

        Also, this piece had near the same effect on me as watching Shortbus for the first time. Which is a good thing.

  • http://twitter.com/LulabelleNiche Gabrielle Bodek

    I wish I wasn't that straight girl who has to get drunk to acquiesce my boyfriend's request. Plus I don't have a prostate…so I'll just rest with getting a strap on and fucking HIM in the ass.

    • http://tim.dreamwidth.org/ Tim

      You might not have a prostate, but you do have a clitoris, most of which is internal — located in just the right place to be stimulated by anal penetration. (The phrase “female prostate” exists for a reason.)

  • PERFECTCIRCLES

    This will be the #1 most viewed article of the week.

  • Truly Disgusted

    I just threw up in my mouth… and everywhere else

    • Megan

      grow up, choir boy!

    • Sammypie

      Good.

    • diddly

      You read an article called “What it feels like to get fucked in the ass.” Did you not want to read about getting fucked in the ass? Where you just all “I wonder what this ass fucking article is about…. HOLY SHIT IT'S ABOUT BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS! I'M NOT OKAY WITH THIS AT ALL!”

      • PERFECTCIRCLES

        He'll get his chance soon enough.

  • eddyindigo

    Hey, whatever you're into.

    • Deandra Barrett

      Sweet

  • girl

    “I feel like putting someone’s P in a V is more manageable and impersonal, but what do I know?”
    It may be more manageable, but at least from my perspective, not more impersonal. As a straight girl, I experience all the feelings you described, even now that I've been with my boyfriend for almost two years.

  • Julie

    You know what? Great for you. I don't think anal is a requisite, though. Folks sometimes act like anal is the new holy grail. I've tried it enough times to know that for me, at best, it's a not-terrible-but-pretty-boring waste of my time and my asshole.

  • http://tattoosnob.com Julene

    This is the article I've been hoping you'd write, Ryan.

  • Rachel Zehava

    I woke up this morning to the sound of Bebe yelling, “DID YOU READ RYAN O'CONNELL'S LATEST ARTICLE????????????”

    I wasn't disappointed!!!

  • flawedsquares

    finally, some in depth ass-fucking writing that I don't have to read on a site that will give me pop ups.

  • juuice

    I thought I'd never try it. Now look what happened…

  • juuice

    Btw, is there someway to delete my previous post? I thought the attached picture would just become the display photo ._. Think I'll flag it sorry…

  • Rupert Conrad

    Better articulated than I could have ever imagined.

  • CC

    Beautiful, though this is honestly how I feel getting fucked in the vagina. Putting the P in the V is more manageable, since the thing lubes and stretches by definition, but it's not more impersonal, IMO. Everyone should totally get fucked at some point in their lives; I think the vulnerability and the momentousness you describe is why it's so scary to most straight guys.

    Now I'm horny not in a turned-on way, but in a I-really-want-to-feel-a-penis-inside-me way. Thanks a lot, Ryan O'Connell.

    • nico

      Agree. This is precisely what I feel getting it in the V. Except that weird, wrong sensation is absent, and it's generally more receptive to penetration. I just feels oh, so right, and I become consumed with the need for more. more. more.

  • http://twitter.com/andeenero Andee Nero

    I think the most important part was missed:
    Anal sex feels like someone is pooping into your asshole. Which is kind of awesome if you're of the variety of people who really loves taking an enormous shit.

  • shoehorn

    cool man, very interesting read for a straight guy
    i have been transported into a different brain and back
    you win

    • Kourtenaydale

      Haha this made me giggle for a full straight minute.

      • shoehorn

        shit kourtenaydale why ?
        my funny is broken, it only functions accidentally..

  • http://twitter.com/MissKimball misskimball

    I also like south african boys (re 'facebok') but would it make me feel special the first time? I'm scared it would turn out embarrassing and I'd feel humble in a bad way. eye-opening article though

  • Sammymalone66

    What about douching? If I guy doesn't douche his ass, then no way. Shit comes out, gets everywhere, and makes me puke.

  • SisterRay

    Love you Ryan, but extra love today for using the phrase “throwing a hot dog down a hallway”, one of my favorites of all time.

    • http://chrysler5thavenue.blogspot.com chrysler5thavenue

      yeah, good job on the cliche

      • SisterRay

        who the fuck cares if it's a cliche? let's be more ironically detached, shall we?

      • http://chrysler5thavenue.blogspot.com chrysler5thavenue

        People who appreciate good writing care. You need to settle down because you are not making sense.

      • :P

        Oh would you all shut up? Its a great article lets leave it at that

      • SuZUKI38928

        lol it was a great one ^_^ meh feels soooooooo horny right now

      • blank

        man im bie 16 and ive only used dildos and that fills great i could only imagen wat its like to be realy fucked o ps thus gave me the bigest boner

  • Ro

    Your writing is awesome – and I mean that in the most non-teenage way possible. I never thought I would read a really moving piece about anal sex in my lifetime. And funny too (hot dog!). Ryan, you're amazing.

  • A Concerned Gay Man

    Reading this article made me feel alienated as a gay man, and I think it lacks the depth you think it has.

    Please, for the sake of gay men everywhere, stop representing your experience as though you speak for all of us– I am so sick of the way you talk about how you're “not a typical gay dude,” but then everything you do is exactly the same as a typical gay dude– you just go back later and apply some weird, alternative ideological stance to it. It's kind of revolting, actually.

    • Ryan O'Connell

      i'm sorry! i'll stop writing immediately!

      • DucatiGuy

        Don't worry about those 'critics' they're even more guilty of perpetuating flouncy gay stereotypes …

    • azi

      when you say that this doesnt represent gay men everywhere, are you referring to the, “After chilling your asshole out, you kind of need to go in the shower and fuck yourself with your finger” part?

      is that what you meant?

  • http://sixmetamorphoses.blogspot.com the other jordan

    This article minus all the self-indulgence:

    Getting fucked in the ass can be nice if you mentally prepare and are comfortable with your partner.

    • Zonks

      Why you gotta go and hate?

      I understand that internet commenting is the land of hate, but isn't Internet blog posting all about self indulgence?

      Let's meet in the middle.

  • Izzy

    Great article, but I disliked the implication that straight girls don't genuinely enjoy anal sex but rather they merely “get drunk and acquiesce”. While obviously everyone's different and there are perhaps certain majorities, I, for one (a straight / bi-blahblah girl), have always loved the idea of anal long before I even had a boyfriend, and now I experience epic anal orgasms (feels like g-spot stimulation rather than clitoral) and it's just the bomb, so there.

    • http://profiles.google.com/mopeyprincess mopey P

      Girls like you always make me feel at once encouraged and also horribly insecure.

      Encouraged: because I think, hey, maybe female anal pleasure isn't a myth. Out of all the cool, open-to-exploration ladies I know, only one seems to mildly enjoy it (I think it helps that her boyfriend loves to be pegged).

      Insecure: because what's wrong with me? Why am I such a failure at orgasming? I have a zillion hangups about anal starting with a daterape situation in college, and I can't even manage a G-spot orgasm, so how the fuck can I get off on reverse pooping? (I know, I know, nerve endings, science, etc.) So I am definitely one of those grimacing drunk girls, queasy and wishing she had taken more valium when I'm trying to be a good sport about it. Maybe I need to go to sex school?

      • that girl

        I love anal, but it takes some experience and getting used to. And lube. More lube than you could possibly think you would ever need. And he needs to go slowwwww. The first few times he couldn't even really move much or I was D-O-N-E. Now we go at it, though not as forcefully as vaginal intercourse, but the main thing is that I need clitoral stimulation to go with the anal. Something about it makes it ah-mayzing. Screaming orgasm amazing. And I'm that girl that usually doesn't get off during regular intercourse.

      • DucatiGuy

        It turns out human sexuality is just as diverse as (say) human faces or bodies. Although I'm an anal addict, if your interests lie elsewhere that's just fine with me. And if your partner can't deal with that they were never the right person for you.

  • 27sandgranola

    Not even three hours ago I told Chelsea that I was going to submit an article about anal sex. Now I feel silly.
    Every once in a while I used to let my ex go down that road. As he so aptly describe it, “It's like I'm trying to ram a train through…your asshole.”

  • ashleywr

    This is the most amazing article I've ever read on the Internet. Kudos to you.

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