So this happened. A Mexican brewery is unveiling its first beer marketed towards gay men called “Artisan Honey-Ales”, which will be sold in Mexico, Colombia and Japan. Dario Rodriguez Wyler, commercial manager for distributors Bodega 12, told the Mexican news agency Efe that, “We’re out in the market with great respect with the idea of offering a product directed to the gay-lesbian community that has been ignored for too long but is important and very demanding.”
I can’t decide if the idea of a gay beer is progressive or cheesy. I guess we should just be thankful it isn’t a line of Cosmopolitans or martinis. That would actually be annoying. What would make a gay beer even better though is if it caused straight babes to develop boners for gay guys. Like, some Love Potion No. 9 shit. Now that would be a drink worth cheering to.