Beers for Queers

So this happened. A Mexican brewery is unveiling its first beer marketed towards gay men called “Artisan Honey-Ales”, which will be sold in Mexico, Colombia and Japan. Dario Rodriguez Wyler, commercial manager for distributors Bodega 12, told the Mexican news agency Efe that, “We’re out in the market with great respect with the idea of offering a product directed to the gay-lesbian community that has been ignored for too long but is important and very demanding.”

I can’t decide if the idea of a gay beer is progressive or cheesy. I guess we should just be thankful it isn’t a line of Cosmopolitans or martinis. That would actually be annoying. What would make a gay beer even better though is if it caused straight babes to develop boners for gay guys. Like, some Love Potion No. 9 shit. Now that would be a drink worth cheering to. TC mark

Ryan O'Connell

I'm a brat.


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  • Dan

    Last week I was drinking a lambic fermented with raspberries (because I am both gay and a wanker). It was bright red (and glorious). A friend made a joke about someone coming up and telling me not to drink a faggy beer in here. I told him that that had already happened.

    General point: There are lots of gay beers. They are super tasty.

  • Carlos Ortiz

    If there was a beer that made you gay I'd be an alcoholic living in a gay daze, then I'd end up very confused along the line (which is what I'd be trying to avoid in being gay).
    Maybe water that made you gay would be better in terms of quality of life (beer makes you fat right? I'd hate being gay AND fat).

  • HiredGoons

    The day you besmirch a dry gin martini is the day I cut you.

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