The Social Network Gets A Bro Makeover

Making fun of bros never gets old. In this hilarious spoof of The Social Network, a remix of Radiohead’s “Creep” is set to scenes of a Mark Zuckerberg type creating a social network solely for alcoholic bro nightmares. Naturally, problems arise.

Question though: Does anyone actually like bros besides bros themselves and bro-hoes? Never before has a social group seemed like such a colossal joke to the masses. Their choice of clothing (puka shell necklaces and flip-flops), their music taste (Jack Johnson, Kings of Leon) and taste in women (breathing) have become the ultimate fodder for any satire. Personally, I’m terrified of them because they usually aren’t down with gay dudes unless we’re “like not that obvious about being gay. Like, we like guys, but we’re pretty quiet about it.” In order for a ‘mo to be accepted into their circle, you usually have to downplay your sexuality and realize you’re only there to make the bros feel progressive. It’s worth it though if one of them turns out to be secretly gay and wants to make out with you. Let’s face it: Bros may be disgusting, but they’re kind of hot in that American sleaze “treat me like crap” kind of way. I guess this kind of thinking ultimately makes me a bro-mo. TC mark

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Ryan O'Connell

I'm a brat.

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  • DiTrapano

    “It’s worth it though if one of them turns out to be secretly gay and wants to make out with you.”

    So good.

  • BR

    bros > hipsters

    • icwhatudidthere

      bro

    • champ

      bro…

  • Adamhump

    looks like some bro on bro parody

  • http://twitter.com/JosephErnest Joseph Ernest Harper

    shortening to 'mo is really funny. Should be a meme.

    • E5

      … it’s not new.

  • http://twitter.com/readdanwrite Daniel Roberts

    These are the same guys who did this Inception parody, which was much better:



  • Kat

    TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://readingthroughcollege.com/ Ann
  • GoGo

    why do you people still think “hoe” is the correct way to spell “ho”? a “hoe” is a garden instrument; a “ho” is the regional southern pronunciation for “whore”. you should know better, ryan.

    ” Never before has a social group seemed like such a colossal joke to the masses.” – hipsters anyone?

  • http://twitter.com/BrotherBear_Ry Ryan Culliver

    Someone get's my logic. I agree completely. Does anyone actually like bro's besides bro's themselves?

  • E5

    Guys on the bro-down are profoundly annoying. But, honestly, I think you’re wrong… all the party-boy bro types I know don’t give a shit who’s gay. At least in the current generation in HS in college. In my time and maybe still in yours there was definitely a more pervasive homophobia,

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