Dear Donna Martin from Beverly Hills, 90210 ,
You sure have been through a lot, haven’t you? Along with being a survivor of domestic abuse, you’ve almost gotten raped, been addicted to painkillers, and held hostage by a deranged fan on campus television! All while still remaining a virgin until the end of season 8. Good for you! And you know what I think is brilliant? You’re the most virginal character, but somehow you wear the least amount of clothes. Like, you’re always sort of naked. Is that a deliberate “haha” to potential suitors? Whatever the reason, you just keep holding on to that Catholic upbringing, girl. Be the moral compass in the most sinful zip code while wearing daisy dukes. Why not, right?