Typically, adding a vampire to a television show can mean a guaranteed spike in ratings. So far though, the vampire trend has only been applicable to scripted shows since, as you may know, vampires aren’t real. In a desperate bid for relevancy, however, The Bachelor, has decided to ignore logic and add their own vampiress contestant to their latest season. I’m not sure if this chick actually believes she’s a vampire or if she’s just hideous kinky. Either way, she’s hilarious. Just call it another case of an undead person breathing new life into a dying show.