The Bachelor + Vampires = Relevancy

By Ryan O'Connell,

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Typically, adding a vampire to a television show can mean a guaranteed spike in ratings. So far though, the vampire trend has only been applicable to scripted shows since, as you may know, vampires aren’t real. In a desperate bid for relevancy, however, The Bachelor, has decided to ignore logic and add their own vampiress contestant to their latest season. I’m not sure if this chick actually believes she’s a vampire or if she’s just hideous kinky. Either way, she’s hilarious. Just call it another case of an undead person breathing new life into a dying show. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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Trace the scars life has left you. It will remind you that at one point, you fought for something. You believed.

Trace the scars life has left you. It will remind you that at one point, you fought for something. You believed.

“You are the only person who gets to decide if you are happy or not—do not put your happiness into the hands of other people. Do not make it contingent on their acceptance of you or their feelings for you. At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter if someone dislikes you or if someone doesn’t want to be with you. All that matters is that you are happy with the person you are becoming. All that matters is that you like yourself, that you are proud of what you are putting out into the world. You are in charge of your joy, of your worth. You get to be your own validation. Please don’t ever forget that.” — Bianca Sparacino

Excerpted from The Strength In Our Scars by Bianca Sparacino.

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