When celebrities use Twitter, it can be a double-edged sword. On one hand, they’re able to create a faux personal relationship with their fans and enhance their brand and marketability. On the other, they could be complete idiots who shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a computer to tweet their thoughts. The following Twitters fall into the latter category. Have a nice laugh and then start to cry when you realize these people are richer than most of us will ever be. America: ain’t it grand?
Yoko Ono is Twitter’s resident New Age princess and 60% of her tweets don’t make a whole lot of sense but that’s okay because she’s Yoko fucking Ono.
Following: 484, 651
Followers: 1, 152, 415
Best Tweet: Make footprints with your feet and hang them on your wall as a portrait of a travelling companion.