Ten Best Celebrity Twitters

When celebrities use Twitter, it can be a double-edged sword. On one hand, they’re able to create a faux personal relationship with their fans and enhance their brand and marketability. On the other, they could be complete idiots who shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a computer to tweet their thoughts. The following Twitters fall into the latter category. Have a nice laugh and then start to cry when you realize these people are richer than most of us will ever be. America: ain’t it grand?

1. Yoko Ono

Yoko Ono is Twitter’s resident New Age princess and 60% of her tweets don’t make a whole lot of sense but that’s okay because she’s Yoko fucking Ono.

Following: 484, 651

Followers: 1, 152, 415

Best Tweet: Make footprints with your feet and hang them on your wall as a portrait of a travelling companion.


Ryan O'Connell

I'm a brat.

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  • http://www.smokingonanemptystomach.blogspot.com Jordan

    i like 50 cent's twitter account

  • Trent

    I don't even know who half these people are, but this is hilarious nonetheless.

  • http://hbgwhem.tumblr.com/ hbgwhem.tumblr.com

    50 once tweeted, “man i done fucked up my leg i fell off a damn peddle bike” and i'm pretty sure that's the 'perfect tweet'

  • http://twitter.com/JosephErnest Joseph Ernest Harper

    Yoko's isn't that good I don't think. She mainly just advertises thing. Like dead John Lennon related things. Seems depressing.

  • Manam

    50 cent's twitter is the twitter.

  • Joe Martin

    Tim from Tim and Eric has a pretty good twitter account.

  • http://kumquatparadise.tumblr.com aaron nicholas


  • Jko201

    “bugger it….write a sitcom”

  • QuackMooMeow

    http://twitter.com/beinggayisg… <—- best twitter and I don't even like twitter, so not really saying much…

  • http://twitter.com/benhRjr ben Raifsnider, jr.

    i got very excited about following Courtney Love but apparently her feed has been suspended!? what kind of hot mess do you have to be to get kicked off of Twitter!?

  • Brobcl

    I think kanye’s tweet is about The Social Network.

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