Forever Lazy: Unfashionable Fashion Strikes Again

Forever Lazy-an adult-sized onesie that appears to be exactly like the Snuggie but with a funnier name-claims to solve all of your chilly temperature woes by covering your entire body in pink fleece. It also has the audacity to suggest wearing your Forever Lazy out in public, assuring that you’ll be the talk of the tailgate! (I actually just had to Google “tailgate” to figure out what it was.) Has anyone ever worn one of these wearable blankets? They look terrifying but my apartment is really cold right now and the thought of something enveloping my body sounds pretty good. TC mark

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Ryan O'Connell

I'm a brat.

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  • Katie

    This should be called the Forever Alone.

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    i hope this comes in stretch fleece because i'm pretty sure whoever buys one is planning on putting on a lot of weight. A LOT.

  • Jess

    So basically it's like footed pajamas, without feet…and they will probably make millions off this.

  • heather

    I accidentally bought a wearable blanket at Ikea a few years ago. This was before the whole snuggie craze. It looked like a normal blanket in the package, but when I took it out it had Velcro that connected the thing like a giant poncho. The pattern on it actually makes it look kind of avant-garde looking so it would be an interesting look to wear outside of the house.

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