Forever Lazy-an adult-sized onesie that appears to be exactly like the Snuggie but with a funnier name-claims to solve all of your chilly temperature woes by covering your entire body in pink fleece. It also has the audacity to suggest wearing your Forever Lazy out in public, assuring that you’ll be the talk of the tailgate! (I actually just had to Google “tailgate” to figure out what it was.) Has anyone ever worn one of these wearable blankets? They look terrifying but my apartment is really cold right now and the thought of something enveloping my body sounds pretty good.