Everything You Didn’t Really Care To Know About The Real Housewives

The Real Housewives of D.C.

What It’s About: Red, White, & Bitch. Actually, this was the one season I couldn’t get into. It was so tedious and I could never understand what that British woman was saying.

Politics: They all revealed their political party affiliations on the reunion and apparently, they’re 50/50. Borrrringgg (just like this season.)

Husbands: Um. Well. There were the aforementioned Salahi’s. Tareq clearly has brainwashed Michaele and it’s really sad and depressing. At the same time, their insanity saved the season from being a complete bore so, yay?

Kids: Mary had a daughter named Lolly who was like, 24, and stole her clothes a lot. That’s all I can remember.

$$$: Michaele and Tareq Salahi are millions of dollars in debt, which isn’t surprising. If you live as lavishly as they do, there’s a good chance you’re living on credit.

Feminism: As a whole, they aren’t exactly Feminine Mystique but they aren’t He’s Just Not That Into You either.


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