Top Ten Celebrity Excuses for Acting Completely Bat Shit Insane

8. “I’m having issues with my voice!”

Liar: Whitney Houston

Bullshit Meter: 2

Whitney Houston’s voice troubles are legendary. Throughout the years, she’s angered concert promoters and fans by canceling gigs last-minute, always citing vocal difficulties as the reason. Before Whitney was exposed to the world as a literal crackhead, many assumed her excuse was bullshit. But when she began her lackluster comeback tour, in which Houston had trouble performing many of her old hits, people realized that years of crack use had actually ravaged her vocal chords.  Lesson learned: crack is, in fact, whack. This is a rare case of a celebrity telling the truth (albeit to conceal a darker secret).


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